Watching Shark Week before going to a tropical island... hmmm

Yes, that's what I'm doing. I love Shark Week.

Normally, my family is in NC this week and we watch Shark Week and then go into the ocean where there are actually a fair amount of sharks. Bermuda doesn't have a reputation for a lot of shark activity, as far as I know, although there are barracuda and other game fish that I've seen while snorkeling.

If you're a fan of sharks or love to scare yourself you should check out my friend, Sharky's, blog The Chum Slick.

So I'm on my fifth shark attack recount and reenactment and I'm thinking this may not be the best idea.

I also bought a video about the Bermuda Triangle but I think I'll keep that for when I get back.

Okay - "Top Five, Eaten Alive" is on now. And I'm not sure I can handle this.

Happy Hunting!

Getting ready for marriage

So. I am swamped with things to do, but wanted to take a moment to document the time right before I get hitched! We leave next week for Bermuda to have our wedding and honeymoon.

I'm so excited and am so ready to be done with all the details that have lead up to this event. I love a party and am a good planner, but I have never put this much energy into one event in my entire life. It's kind of amazing the amount of planning and the thousands of little to big decisions you have to make as you go along the way.

What kind of invitations will you have? Will you get them printed or do them yourself? What color? Shiny or matte? Funny or serious? What kind of food? Open bar (duh)? What jewelry will you wear? Shoes? Nail polish? Hairstyles? Purse?
The list goes on.

Because our wedding is a destination wedding a lot of planning was done way in advance - about nine months in advance. But the last minute stuff is still here and we are plowing our way through it as bravely and efficiently as we can. Luckily, Jon is very patient with me and we manage to groan about the ridiculous amount of crap to do together. Something that makes all the difference when it's 6pm and you haven't showered because you've been coordinating with the wedding coordinator and fixing the budget and making decisions about flowers and chocolates and cake and chairs.

I don't mean to imply that it's not fun at all, but it is sooooo long-term that it is also very draining. Now I'm really getting into the fun stuff.

Sample schedule:
-Finances
-Call bank
-D/o laundry
-UPS Store, post office
-See friend
-Start to pack
-Cook dinner
-Go over budget/list with Jon
Sat
-Personal trainer
-Pack
-Get cat food, litter
-Go to friend's bday party
Sun
-Pack (and yes, it will take this long)
-p/u laundry, dry cleaning
-drop off programs and cameras to friends
-confirm flight itinerary
-start cleaning apt
-confirm catsitter
-print extra programs
Mon
-p/u dress in Jersey
-get clip and comb for hair
-personal trainer
-go to pharmacy and stock up on toilletry items

it goes on...

I am SO excited to get to Bermuda and relax with Jon. I am so happy that I get to marry him on a beautiful beach (with good weather, I hope, I hope). I am watching the weather websites every day and at the same time trying to tell myself it's out of my hands now. And no matter what, we will have fun.

So now I have to run out to the post office, the UPS Store, say hi to a good friend of mine who just had a baby and come home and wash the fabrics that I want to start quilting my NEXT baby quilt with. I'm lying to myself thinking that I have time to start this before I leave. But it keeps me sane.

It took four hours to go through finances and paper this afternoon. I'm now done and am going to shower! Yay! And change and leave.

I have a two-page to-do list on my kitchen counter that I am slowly crossing off as I go along.

The good news is today is Jon's last day at work so he will be at home to help starting tomorrow! We are celebrating by staying in tonight and relaxing. I.e., going over the guest list and budget one last time to make sure everything's in order. Awesome.

Can't wait until this is all in motion! There are so many people traveling to come celebrate with us, it's incredible. I think I will probably be in tears most of the weekend.

Off to drop off laundry. Ah, the glamorous life I lead.

This is the photo of Bermuda that I have as my desktop that keeps me movin and excited for next week:

Province Canteen & Sweet Lily Spa - What a day!

My good friend, Keri, got me a gift certificate to a spa downtown for my ladies' night a while ago and I used it today.

If you live in NYC and ever go to get your nails done or get waxed - I beg you to try the Sweet Lily Spa on West Broadway and North Moore Street. It is SUCH a relaxing place - there are overstuffed armchairs you sit in while you get your pedicure (what a luxurious experience that was! hot water in a retro bin with sliced cucumbers in it for your tired feet...) run, do not walk there.







I believe that says it all. I was a stressed out ball of nerves and irritation before we had lunch (that's to follow) and had my spa appointment - and when I walked out I felt like Buddha himself. Except not male, and a little thinner.

And lunch was at this incredible small, minimalist Chinese Canteen on Church Street at Walker Street. AMAZING. Pork Shoulder Sandwich and Beet Salad are incredible! I bought more Pork Shoulder Sandwiches to bring home and had to eat one immediately! So good and really cheap - and you can order pieces as you go so you can eat as little or as much as you like of what you like... what a novel idea! I highly recommend it.



AND they have Gus soda! Open Mo-Sat 11-9PM. Awesome.

Best Products List - ongoing

So I have been meaning to make a list of my favorite products for a long time. There are certain things that I love and want to share with the world! Or at least the three friends who read this blog.

So this will be an ongoing post - I will add to it as I think of things.

1. Nivea creme - this stuff is simply the best in getting eye make up off. If you've had a hard day/night and need under-eye replenishing buy this stuff. If anyone knows where I can buy the smaller, travel-sized version

please let me know. I am never without this in my bathroom cabinet and on the road.



It's about $7.50 for a 6.8 oz jar at CVS.

2. Best lotion for post-shaving of the legs. Which, of course, is different than what you use on your face. I also would spread this stuff all over my body.

Say hello to my little friend.
Crabtree & Evelyn Body Cream


I prefer the Avocado selection, but since they have cruelly decided to discontinue that line I am in mourning and have stockpiled as much as possible under my bed which I will blow through all too quickly, I'm sure.



But this doesn't change the quality of their lotion. The Body Cream, specifically, is perfect for post-shaved legs. Some lotions are too oily (I have naturally oily skin so I don't like extra oil), some don't get absorbed into my skin but stay on top and slide around for hours after I put it on. I live in NYC where it gets humid in the summer and I want a lotion that I can apply and not have it sting or make my legs sweat afterwards.

Crabtree & Evelyn's Body Cream is by far the best product I have ever sampled. It's worth the extra money, in my opinion. It runs $28.00 for 8.8 oz which will last you a long time.

3. Face sunblock. This is something I am very particular about having both oily and dry skin on my face and also have skin that dermatologists have told me "should never, ever be in the sun... ever". I have to wear sunblock everyday, regardless of weather, and I am sure there are better, more expensive products that I don't know about, but for every day use and the right budget, Oil of Olay's Complete Defense Daily UV Moisturizer SPF 30 is perfect.



$14.99 at CVS.

4. Facial hydrating cream. Another great facial moisturizer I use at night before bed is Oil of Olay's Regenerist Deep Hydration Regenerating Cream.


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Often when I wear this out I will get compliments that my skin is "glowing". It's silky and smooth and lovely and doesn't make me break out. $18.99 at CVS.

5. Lip balm. I am also very particular about what kind of lip balm I use. I need to have it on me at all times and use lip balm with SPF in it as well, so I have sampled many - expensive and inexpensive - over the years. My all-time favorite lip balm WAS Rite Aid's Aloe Lip Balm but that doesn't exist anymore and it has been replaced by generic Rite Aid Lip Balm. This stuff is pretty good.
However, my current favorite is Banana Boat's Aloe Vera with Vitamin E SPF 30 Lip Balm.



This shit will protect you from the sun, stay on, it's not too waxy or slimy. It smells like vacation and keeps your lips smooth and soft and supple. If you have a matte lipstick that dries out your lips, try applying some of this before you put it on. I never go anywhere without this product.

6. Sunscreen. Don't get a sunburn. Just don't. If you use sunscreen and are out in the sun you will probably get some color anyway and it might stop you from dying a horrible death. Well, one of many, I suppose.

This is the sunscreen I use (Banana Boat Sport) when I'm out in the sun, especially when I'm in the water a lot and need good protection that won't wash away after ten minutes.



WAIT!!!!!!!!! Don't leave! It's just getting good!

7. Hair product- curling gel that won't make you look like you used Jerry Curl! Deva Curl.



It makes my hair curl and look so pretty people confuse me for a unicorn. Or a puppet.

8. Welcome to Sonya Dakar. Some of the best facial products I have ever used. I have combination skin and got recommended these products when I got a facial at D'mai Urban Spa in Park Slope a while back. I will say two negative words about Sonya Dakar: NOT CHEAP.

The Berry Mask is unbelievable. I have used it a bunch and it completely cleans my face of any oily feeling or any dryness. I plan on getting some more for my wedding weekend. $67.00



The Triple Action Scrub is also amazing - makes your skin tingle, you wash it off (otherwise it gets uncomfortable) and cleans out my pores very well. $49.00



9. Bumble & bumble. I wouldn't say I used their products alllll the time, but there are a few I adore and like to keep around. Their Grooming Creme is awesome- gets rid of the frizzy immediately and smells incredible. Gives hair a glossy, sleek look right out of the shower.

Maria Bamford otra vez

Exercise the demons! Part 3

Holy baby Jesus.

If you want a workout that will make sense and get you sweating for real - forget Tae Bo.

Try this video out.



It's a great workout.

Too pooped to blog.

Oh, Spring in New York... you make love to me like a Spanish lounge-singer... slowly y con pasion!

Or at least, that's how I interpret it.

AND I have a treat for you. Recently while at Sharky and Mrs. Sharky's house we were watching comedy central and a comedienne named Maria Bamford came on and did a bit and she was super duper funny. Like had me laughing out loud repeatedly funny! Which almost never happens.

Most stand-up comedians are not funny. I like Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, Richard Pryor... and Maria Bamford.

Anyway- enough about ME... here's Maria.