It's official. I stink.

It's 100 degrees F here today in the fair city of New York. And I ran around in the heat sweating like a pig (I'm not entirely sure how pigs sweat, but madames et monsieurs- i SWEAT), carrying bags from my local food coop (hippy) home to my air coniditioned apartment. I was dripping when I got home.

And I have recently switched to all natural deodorant instead of antiperspirant because supposedly it's the devil or something. I use this deodorant, to be specific. And usually it works pretty well considering that I am moist from May - October. But today... today I smell like a French peasant.

I am going to a wedding next week. In Maine. Outside. On a pond. What. the. fuck. Am I gonna do? Cave and wear antiperspirant? Or stand strong and own my body odor with tea tree oil on my side?

Only time will tell.

This is not me.