TWO GREAT THINGS ON A DAY WHEN I DON'T FEEL GREAT! UNLESS BY 'GREAT' YOU MEAN 'A SADNESS THAT THE FORMER USSR [I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT NOW] COULD FILL BUT NOT ALLEVIATE'!
A) [THANK YOU, ALEX, FOR SHOWING ME YET ANOTHER FABULOUS MARIA BAMFORD VIDEO]
MARIA BAMFORD IS STILL FUCKING HILARIOUS
AND
B) CUCUMBER VODKA?????? IF I WAS DRINKING SOME CUCUMBER VODKA I WOULDN'T FEEL A YAWNING CHASM OF DESPAIR REACHING FOR ME!!!! RIGHT???!!! I SHOULD BUY THIS PRODUCT!
good luck.
it's a jungle out there.
2 comments:
a tea sandwich martini????
This blog post makes me feel like an idiot for not being in the constant state of panic that the rest of the world seems to be in these days.
i'm not panicking because of the world. i just wake up some days and am filled with panic for any ol' reason at all. i exercised like a maniac and today i am much more calm. which is why i'm off to the gym again. keep the monsters pooped and they can't wrap their grubby hands around my psyche.
yes, cucumber vodka and white bread with the crusts cut off. my people are cheering.
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